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Subject was observed standing outside for 4 hours. It did not enter. The automatic doors opened anyway.
SUBJECT
STILL ACTIVE
STILL ACTIVE
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ARCHIVE ID: SKRLG-0317
SPECIMEN STATUS ACTIVE
LAST SEEN03:17 AM
THREAT LEVELUNKNOWN
SPECIES???
INTELLIGENCE???
01 / SUBJECT FILE
IDENTITY: UNCONFIRMED
IT IS NOT
TRYING TO
BE SCARY.
SKRULG is not human. It is simply very bad at imitating one.
Its face communicates nothing. Its posture suggests it has been waiting. No confirmed sighting records an arrival.
“It stood outside the door. Then it was already inside.”
02 / INCIDENT LOG
OBSERVATIONS
THAT SHOULD NOT
HAVE HAPPENED.
Every record was submitted by a different person.
Every record describes the same face.
ROUTE 11
Subject entered a bus. Four passengers reported it. No one saw it leave.
FAMILY PHOTO
Subject appeared in a photograph taken 11 minutes before its physical arrival.
THIS PAGE
A visitor reports a face in the corner of the screen. This record was created before the visitor arrived.
03 / WHAT WE KNOW
SKRULG
IS HERE.
We don't know what SKRULG is.
We don't know where it came from.
We don't know why it looks like that.
04 / TRANSACTION RECORD
NO FRIENDS.
NO MONEY.
JUST COINS.
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